January 26, 2014
As of now I’ve made it to 33 years on this rock.


November 6, 2013

So Buono (D) of NJ claims she lost because the Democratic party sabotaged her.

Cuccinelli (R) of Va claims he lost because the Republican party sabotaged him.

Carry on, you amazing fuckwits.

February 26, 2013
Things I can’t do without shoes on:


Now you all know why my apartment is a pit.

It’s all because my shoes are over there.

February 9, 2013
Stolen Sears carts represent real life.

Stolen Sears carts represent real life.

February 9, 2013
We’re holding decisions off until morning.

We’re holding decisions off until morning.

February 7, 2013

Calculating my dear Kitty’s age and being more concerned with her mortality than mine is totally acceptable, right?

January 12, 2013

Some America’s Test Kitchen fried chicken things happened tonight, with some kale cooked in bacon grease.

So very much worth the effort.

January 2, 2013

I think I’m truest to myself when browsing Amazon and I add a game to my shopping cart and realize it’s a game for 4+ people and I have the foresight to acknowledge that the chances of a situation arising where that may work will likely never happen.

December 27, 2012

  • Pasta with pancetta and Pecorino, and Drunken someotherkindofcheese
  • Piglet with bacon-wrapped pureed potatoes
  • Slow cooked veal cheek with pickled veggies 

Sorry baby animals, we’re in Rome. 

December 25, 2012


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